This joke from Southpark was banned (No wonder). So sit back and enjoy.
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A drummer joke or two
June 3, 2008What do you call a drummer that breaks up with his girlfriend?
Homeless
What do you call a drummer with half a brain?
Gifted.
Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?
So they can park in the handicapped spot
Music Jokes
June 3, 2008Hey here’s a link to a page full of jokes about drummers. Check it out and go nuts.
A Drummer Joke
May 26, 2008A drummer in a world famous band decides to record some music as a solo artist. He needs some equipment so he goes shopping in the local mall. He walks up to the sales assistant and explains what he wants to buy.
“i’ll take a guitar, a bass, some keyboards, a mixing desk, some nice effects and a microphone,” he declares as he hands over his credit card.
“You’re a drummer aren’t you?” replies the assistant.
“Yeah… how did you know?” the drummer asks.
“You’re in McDonald’s.”
Drummers don’t make great albums on their own. Drummers don’t make great drummers on their own. Drummers wear those stupid head mics when they sing. Drummers always want to add a bit of jazz. Drummers secretly admire Phil Collins for stepping from behind the drum stool and making a career out of being a singer. Drummers think Animal from The Muppets is cool. Drummers think the The Muppets are cool. Drummers are the butt of almost every joke to have emerged from the music industry.
Drummers hit things for a living… how dumb is that?
