Douchebag, its a word we often like to use about persons and… Persons. But what is a douchebag? How can you tell if the man sitting next to you is a douchebag? And how can i prevent them from trying to talk to me?
As i write this, you could be unaware of that your best friend is a douchebag, perhaps even a giant douche. I will explore the subject, douchebag, in this post.
Signs that a person is a douchebag:
So for all you out there who think you know your friends… Think again.
Hey guys i found this on a website www.2spare.com and i thought you should see it, there’s some of the usual and some pretty funny ones that i haven’t seen before, enjoy.
1) Dinosauroid-like Alien Reptiles are dominating the World
Christine Fitzgerald, a confidante of Diana, Princess of Wales, claims that Diana told her that the Royal Family were Reptilian aliens, and that they could shapeshift.
David Icke’s –BBC reporter– claims that humanity is actually under the control of dinosauroid-like alien reptiles who must consume human blood to maintain their human appearance.
“Evidence” goes from Sumerian tablets describing the “Anunnaki” (which he translates as “those who from heaven to earth came”), to the serpent in the Biblical Garden of Eden, to child abuse, fluoridation, and the genealogical connections between the Bush family and the House of Windsor.
Icke theorizes that the reptilians came here from the constellation Draco. Like most conspiracy theories, falsification of Icke’s hypotheses is nearly impossible, but Icke continues to sell books and give speaking engagements based on concepts ranging from the New Age to his political opinions.
2) Apollo 11 Moon Landings were faked by NASA
Proponents of the Apollo moon landing hoax accusations allege that the Apollo Moon Landings never took place, and were faked by NASA with possible CIA support. Enthusiasts of this theory claim that:
3) September 11 was orchestrated by the U. S. government
A number of urban myths, alternative hypotheses and conspiracy theories have been formulated to explain the events of September 11th:
4) Barcodes are really intended to Control people
Some conspiracy theorists have proposed that barcodes are really intended to serve as means of control by a putative world government, or that they are Satanic in intent.
Mary Stewart Relfe claims in “The New Money System 666″ that barcodes secretly encode the number 666 – the Biblical “Number of the Beast”.
This theory has been adopted by other fringe figures such as the “oracle” Sollog, who refuses to label any of his books with barcodes on the grounds that “any type of computer numbering systems MANDATED by any government or business is part of the PROPHECY of the BEAST controlling you.”
5) Charlemagne never existed, is a fictional character
Phantom time hypothesis is a theory developed by Heribert Illig which suggests that the Early Middle Ages (614–911 CE) never occurred, meaning that all artifacts attributed to this time period were from other times, and all historical figures were outright fabrications.
One consequence of Illig’s hypothesis is that Charlemagne never existed but is a fictional character. The vast majority of historians believe this theory to be complete fiction, as all cited evidence can be considered circumstantial.
6) The Truth is out there, on Area 51
The secretive nature of Area 51 and undoubted connection to classified aircraft research, together with reports of unusual phenomena, have led Area 51 to become a centerpiece of modern UFO and conspiracy theory folklore. Some of the unconventional activities claimed to be underway at Area 51 include:
7) Microsoft sends messages on Wingdings Font
The Wingdings Font included with Windows has a history of controversy. In 1992, only days after the release of Windows 3.1, it was discovered that the character sequence “NYC” in Wingdings was rendered as Skull and crossbones symbol, Star of David, and thumbs up gesture. This could be interpreted as a message of approval of killing Jews, especially those from New York City.
Microsoft strongly denied this was intentional, and insisted that the final arrangement of the glyphs in the font was largely random. Various other combinations of Wingings characters are alleged to have special significance by conspiracy theorists, but these results are likely purely coincidental.
8 ) U.S. military caused the 2004 Indian Ocean Tsunami
Popular Arab news services claim the U.S. and Indian militaries deliberately caused the Indian Ocean tsunamis with electromagnetic pulse technology.
Another type of theory bases its claims on oil and gas interests. Others also reason that the technology is at least feasible if not highly probable since research into such technology has been conducted by the military as far back as World War II.
9) The Nazis had a Moon Base
Esoteric Hitlerists and conspiracy theorists interested in Nazi mysticism and World War II have speculated that the Germans landed on the Moon as early as 1942.
According to other theories it is believed that the Nazis had made contact with ‘half a dozen’ alien races, including the malevolent Reptilians.
10) Kentucky Fried Chicken makes black men impotent
It is sometimes claimed that the Kentucky Fried Chicken franchise is owned by the Ku Klux Klan, and the chicken is laced with a drug that makes only black men impotent.
Ironically, the KFC franchise is actually owned by an African-American.
This is from the next battlefield game. they’re making fun of the Gears of war ad:
What do you call a drummer who overcomes the premature demise of a world famous band, launches his own band in the role of singer, songwriter and label owner, shares out the royalties to his band even though they didn’t play on the debut album, produces a well recieved solo movie soundtrack, watches as his band almost implodes, scraps two albums in their early stages (one after it has been completed), guests on a world tour with a friends band, instigates a heavy metal fantasy project, provides drums for one of his favourite bands as a teenager and then gets the satisfaction of watching his own band come back from the brink and deliver an album that would finally put them into the big league of stadium-filling acts?
Hyperactive.
Or in other words: Dave Grohl
Check this out.
Don’t ask me how the fuck i found this, but i think it’s so stupid that it’s become funny 
Hi, my name is Kasper. I’m friends with all the other dudes
From now on i’m going to put things on the blog like Hannibal and johannes. I’m from denmark just like the other guys. I’m 16 years old and at the moment i’m on a boarding school called Besser Efterskole. So i havent spent so much time with the guys for the last 10 months.
But in a short while i’m back in the game. A what ever you want to call it :p
Just like the other guys i like to have fun and drink gallons of beer. So please look forward to what i’m going to add. It’s gonna be a blast 
